about me and my college's friends

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Joke

दोस्तों को मैसेज करने से बेहतर है,
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कुत्ते को पत्थर मार लो।
कम से कम जवाब तो देता है।

joke 1

Life is Library.
Love. is Temporary.
God is Great.
Life. is sweet.
Yestrday is Waste.
Today is Best..
Tomorow is Taste.
So Enjoy evryday..

joke 2

“Waqt se pehley aur naseeb se ziada kisi ko kuch nahi milta.”
“zindagi wo nahi hy jo hum sochtey hain,zindagi wo hy jo hum jeetey ha”

joke 3

agar monh meetha karna hai to
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
kissh-mish khaao

joke 4

A child never seen his hips.

one day his teacher beat him chlild come back to home & saw in mirror and said saali ne 2 tukde kar diye.

joke 5

wife : janu ek puppy do na.

Uf faishon dekho .ghar me khane ko paise nahi hain or ise dekho kutte ka bachha chahiye...

joke 6

90 FRIENDS

272 GIRL FRIEND

78 FANS

386 LOVERS

This is my life can you belive it ???

no ?

its my mobile no yaar!!!

joke 7

Distance never seprate any relation.

Time never build any relation.

if feelings are true from heart.

then friends r always frnds fore ever.

joke 8

life is nothing when we get every thing.

 

but 

life is everything  when we miss some things

value of people realized in their absence only

joke 9

Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,

bachhe ki bhi ek zid hoti hai,

or kitna intzar karu tere sms ka,

are yaar kanjusi

joke 10

love is not an exam to pass or fail ,

love is not a competition to win or lose,

love is feeling in which you care for someone more then yourself

joke 11

pani ki bunde phulon ko bhiga rahi hain,

thandi laheren ek tazgi jaga rahi hain,

ho jaye aap bhi inme shamil ,

ek pyari si subah aapko jaga rahi hai.,

good morning

joke 12

Son: papa aapko pata chale ki main first divison paas hua to aapko kaisa lagega??

papa : main khushi se pagal ho jaunga .!

son : papa isi dar se main Fail ho gaya ...

joke 13

kis had tak jana hai ye kaun janta hai,

kis manjil ko pana hai ye kon janta hai,

dosti ke do pal ji bhar ke jeelo,

kis roj bichad jana hai ye kaun janta hai..

joke 14

siv ji or parvati kabhi computer kyo nahi sikh paye ???

batao???

 

 

nahi pata ????

 

 

its so simple yaar///

 

Q ki ganesh ji mouse lekar bhaag jate the ....

joke 15

zindagi itni jio jisaki koi had na ho,

bharosha itna karo ki koi shak na ho,

intzar aisa karo ki shak na ho,

pya aisa karo ki na mile to gum na ho.

joke 16

santa : ladki fasani aati hai.??

banta : nahi .

santa : sikh, pahle ek kagaz ka jahaj bana fir use class me uda de. mam punche to ladki ka naam laga de

bus fas gayi . ladki

joke 17

Dosti ki ajjeb misaal

1 Gareeb ladke ne naya mobile liya, to dosto ne kaha ki mithai khilao !

ladka bazar gaya or mobile bechkar mithai le aaya.

that's frndship

joke 18

Dil me yado ki lakeer chor jayenge,

aankho me intzar ki nami chor jayenge,

Dhundate phiroge hume ,

1 din apki zindagi me ek dost ki kami chor jayenge,

joke 19

wo mere liye kuchh khas hain,

jinke lautane ki na koi aas hai,

wo nazro se door hain to kya,?

ban ke dil ki dhadkan mere pas to hain.

joke 20

santa dialled a number

a computerized female voice said" aapke paryapt balance nahi hai"

santa : bus janeman aapse bat ho jati hai itna kafi hai.

joke 21

har kisi par itna aitbar mat karo,

kisi ki chaht me dil bekarar mat karo,

ya hosla rakho dard sahne ka,

ya phir kisi se pyar mat karo.

joke 22

unse milkar jaise bichhdana dastoor ho gya,

yado me unke dil majboor ho gya,

kasur na isme kuchh b unka,

hamari chahat hi itni thi ki unko goorur ho gya.

joke 23

ek sharabi apni eyes donate karne gaya,

clerk: kuchh kahna chahte ho?

sharabi :- han jise b lagao use bata dena ki 2 pag ke bad hi khulti hain.

joke 24

Nigah pe nigaho ke phere hote hai,

in nigah ke khwab b bade gahre hote hain,

na jane kyo kaste hain hum badsurato ko,

dil todne wale to hasin chehre hote hain.

joke 25

777777777777777777777

 

boe to 

7 me rahna

7 me jeena

7 me marna

7 me khana

7 me pina

7 me rona 

7 me hasna

7 me muilkar chalna

yahi hai hamara 7 bus aap 7 dena.

joke 26

Uski khamoshi se dar lagta hai,

door na ho jaye aisa kyo lagta hai,

duniya se chhin lene ka hausla hai mijhme,

lekin wo sath na dengi aisa kyo lagta hai.

joke 27

Ladka : tumhari zulfo se khelne ka G karta hai,

ladki ne wig utari or kaha lo khel lo phir vapas kar dena subah university bhi jana hai.

joke 28

nahi ban jata koi apna dil lagane se,

karni padti hai dua sachhe dost pane me,

sambhal ke rakhna ye yarana apna,

tut na jaye kisi ke bahkane se

joke

fathr 2 girl :- 12th k bad ab kya socha hai ??

girl:- BBA

fthr :- vo kya hota hai ?

girl:- boyfrnd ki bike par Aish..

joke

Jo mil gya use muqqaddar samjho,

khud ko waqt ka sikandar samjho,

kyo Darte ho gam k tufano se,

sabko lahre or khud ko samundar samjho >...

joke

Tchr:- I LOVE U ka janm kahan hua ?

stu:- china me !! tchr :-kaise ???

stu:- kyuki iski n koi guaranti h n warranty chale to chand tak n chale to sham tak..

knowledge

words by bill gates,"

see the clock  only when u have no work. dont c the clock when u r workin..

clock is a lock for success........"

zindgi lahar thi aap sahil huye

zindgi lahar thi aap sahil huye,

na jane kaise hm aapki dosti kabil huye,

na bhulenge hm us hasin pal ko,

jb aap hamari chhoti c duniya me shamil huye..

AAPKI LIFE KA BEST TIME

aapki life ka best time, jab aap apne dost ko bole"yes, i'm fine."r vo dost aapki aankho me dekhkar bole" chal ab

problem bata kya hai ???""

thats true friend

one of the best

Asman fta or Dharti hil gyi,

Apne socha hmse mikti mil gyi,

are hm zara se BUSY kya huye,,,,

Ape man liya ki chalo musibat tal gyi ....(MISS U )

comment

koi new msg hai kya ???

agar hai to us par dabar honey lagakar din me do bar chato 

kyoki send to karoge nahi kam se kam  seht hi banegi

Ajib Dastan Hoti hai zindagi ki

Ajib dastan hoti hai zindagi hai, ladna milne se bhi achha lagta hai...lad k manane wale b hote hain kuchh to kuchh ko chidana achha lagta hai....

dost k muh se kuchh sunne k liye kabhi jhuk jana b achha lagta hai ...

safar train ka ho ya zindagi ka..... khatm hi nahi hoti ye batein... fir b khamosh rahkar muskarana achha lagta hai 

4 dosto me lagta hai mil gyi puri duniya ...

baki sab bhul jana achha lagta hai...

yaro hamesha sath rahna 

tumhara ye yarana achha lagta hai...

request

short but fantastic request .....!!

"try to keep that person happy always, 

 

whom u see everyday in the mirror ..."

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joke:;;;

1 smal boy wrote a letter to shiv g

oh my dear god pls give me a cycle.

After one week  he did'nt get the cyle then he took d statueof ganesh g frm temple n kept in his home N again 

he wrote letter 2 shiv g 

mr. shiv aapka beta mere paas hai, agar beta chahiye to give me a cycle withn 24 hrs

emotional mind

emotional minds never allow the person to take correct decision in their life,

but cool minds leads reason to achieve their drms...

so 

be cool be happy

knowledge ((( FACT ))

shakespear did'nt know letter 'J' and 'X' Bcoz these alphabets came after 14 yrs from his death so u can't find J and X in his poems...

zindagi har pal dhalti hai

zindagi har pal dhalti hai,

jaise ret muthhi se fisalti hai,

Gile sikve kitne v ho,

har hal haste rahna QK,

yue zindgi thokro se hi to sabhlati hai..

 

 

khokar hume phir

khokar hume phir pa na sakoge,

jahan hm honge vhan AA na sakoge,

hamari kami ka ehsas to karoge,

par

hm jayenge vhan jahan se hme fir bula na sakoge....

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BINA PUKARE HME SATH PAOGE

bina pukare hme sath paoge,

karo vada  k dosti ap b nibhaoge,

matlab ye nahi ki  roj yad karna,

Bus yaad rakhna us waqt jb akele akele chocolate khaoge...

 

 

she came in to my life ,,,

she came in 2 my life in college days,

I kept looking at her.

she smiled, but kept quiet.

she began 2 speak , but I didn't listen

I was not interested at that time.

and when she began 2 leave,

I started running behind her ,

reuesting..

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mam Attendence

mam pls..

 

quates

the world is round & round,

we will meet again, again & again,

whenever we meet i will ask you 

HOW R U ???

 hope u will not ask me ..

 

WHO R U ???

quates

when a relation ends, wat hurts more is not the endof rlation but the way we have 2 as behave as stangers wid persons whom v once that v jst can't live without

best quates

when ur time is good,

ur mistakes are taken as a joke...

 

but when ur time is bad 

even ur jokes are noticed as mistakes..

 

strange but true...

title

Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,

gulshan adhura hai sitaro ke bina,

samundar adhura hai kinaro k bina,

jeena hai adhura hai tum jaise yaro k bina...

quates

Hurt is equal 2 a mirror,

mirror shows reflection, and heart shows affection,

both have 1 equal quality

can't be reformed once broken...

Kal ho AAJ jaisa

kal ho aaj jaisa,

 mahal ho taj jaisa

phool ho Gulab jaisa

or

zindagi k har kadam par dost ho ....

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oye hello

mujh jaisa..

Binds hokar jine ka

Bindas hokar jine ka,

tension nahi lene ka,

Achhe sapne dekhne ka,

Mast life Gujarne ka, 

bhoot paret se nahi darne ka,

 

Bole to sheesha nahi dekhne ka..

quates

A sweet frndship is like a pillow..

wen u tired...u sleep on it

wen sad...u drop tears on it

wen angry ..u punch it

& wen happy ..u HUG it!!

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