about me and my college's friends

A child never seen his hips.

one day his teacher beat him chlild come back to home & saw in mirror and said saali ne 2 tukde kar diye.

wife : janu ek puppy do na.

Uf faishon dekho .ghar me khane ko paise nahi hain or ise dekho kutte ka bachha chahiye...

90 FRIENDS

272 GIRL FRIEND

78 FANS

386 LOVERS

This is my life can you belive it ???

no ?

its my mobile no yaar!!!

Distance never seprate any relation.

Time never build any relation.

if feelings are true from heart.

then friends r always frnds fore ever.

life is nothing when we get every thing.

but 

life is everything  when we miss some things

value of people realized in their absence only

Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,

bachhe ki bhi ek zid hoti hai,

or kitna intzar karu tere sms ka,

are yaar kanjusi

love is not an exam to pass or fail ,

love is not a competition to win or lose,

love is feeling in which you care for someone more then yourself

pani ki bunde phulon ko bhiga rahi hain,

thandi laheren ek tazgi jaga rahi hain,

ho jaye aap bhi inme shamil ,

ek pyari si subah aapko jaga rahi hai.,

good morning

Son: papa aapko pata chale ki main first divison paas hua to aapko kaisa lagega??

papa : main khushi se pagal ho jaunga .!

son : papa isi dar se main Fail ho gaya ...

kis had tak jana hai ye kaun janta hai,

kis manjil ko pana hai ye kon janta hai,

dosti ke do pal ji bhar ke jeelo,

kis roj bichad jana hai ye kaun janta hai..

siv ji or parvati kabhi computer kyo nahi sikh paye ???

batao???

nahi pata ????

its so simple yaar///

Q ki ganesh ji mouse lekar bhaag jate the ....

zindagi itni jio jisaki koi had na ho,

bharosha itna karo ki koi shak na ho,

intzar aisa karo ki shak na ho,

pya aisa karo ki na mile to gum na ho.

santa : ladki fasani aati hai.??

banta : nahi .

santa : sikh, pahle ek kagaz ka jahaj bana fir use class me uda de. mam punche to ladki ka naam laga de

bus fas gayi . ladki

Dosti ki ajjeb misaal

1 Gareeb ladke ne naya mobile liya, to dosto ne kaha ki mithai khilao !

ladka bazar gaya or mobile bechkar mithai le aaya.

that's frndship

Dil me yado ki lakeer chor jayenge,

aankho me intzar ki nami chor jayenge,

Dhundate phiroge hume ,

1 din apki zindagi me ek dost ki kami chor jayenge,

wo mere liye kuchh khas hain,

jinke lautane ki na koi aas hai,

wo nazro se door hain to kya,?

ban ke dil ki dhadkan mere pas to hain.

santa dialled a number

a computerized female voice said" aapke paryapt balance nahi hai"

santa : bus janeman aapse bat ho jati hai itna kafi hai.

har kisi par itna aitbar mat karo,

kisi ki chaht me dil bekarar mat karo,

ya hosla rakho dard sahne ka,

ya phir kisi se pyar mat karo.

unse milkar jaise bichhdana dastoor ho gya,

yado me unke dil majboor ho gya,

kasur na isme kuchh b unka,

hamari chahat hi itni thi ki unko goorur ho gya.

ek sharabi apni eyes donate karne gaya,

clerk: kuchh kahna chahte ho?

sharabi :- han jise b lagao use bata dena ki 2 pag ke bad hi khulti hain.

Nigah pe nigaho ke phere hote hai,

in nigah ke khwab b bade gahre hote hain,

na jane kyo kaste hain hum badsurato ko,

dil todne wale to hasin chehre hote hain.

777777777777777777777

boe to 

7 me rahna

7 me jeena

7 me marna

7 me khana

7 me pina

7 me rona 

7 me hasna

7 me muilkar chalna

yahi hai hamara 7 bus aap 7 dena.

Uski khamoshi se dar lagta hai,

door na ho jaye aisa kyo lagta hai,

duniya se chhin lene ka hausla hai mijhme,

lekin wo sath na dengi aisa kyo lagta hai.

Ladka : tumhari zulfo se khelne ka G karta hai,

ladki ne wig utari or kaha lo khel lo phir vapas kar dena subah university bhi jana hai.

nahi ban jata koi apna dil lagane se,

karni padti hai dua sachhe dost pane me,

sambhal ke rakhna ye yarana apna,

tut na jaye kisi ke bahkane se

fathr 2 girl :- 12th k bad ab kya socha hai ??

girl:- BBA

fthr :- vo kya hota hai ?

girl:- boyfrnd ki bike par Aish..

Jo mil gya use muqqaddar samjho,

khud ko waqt ka sikandar samjho,

kyo Darte ho gam k tufano se,

sabko lahre or khud ko samundar samjho >...

Tchr:- I LOVE U ka janm kahan hua ?

stu:- china me !! tchr :-kaise ???

stu:- kyuki iski n koi guaranti h n warranty chale to chand tak n chale to sham tak..

words by bill gates,"

see the clock  only when u have no work. dont c the clock when u r workin..

clock is a lock for success........"

zindgi lahar thi aap sahil huye,

na jane kaise hm aapki dosti kabil huye,

na bhulenge hm us hasin pal ko,

jb aap hamari chhoti c duniya me shamil huye..

aapki life ka best time, jab aap apne dost ko bole"yes, i'm fine."r vo dost aapki aankho me dekhkar bole" chal ab

problem bata kya hai ???""

thats true friend

Asman fta or Dharti hil gyi,

Apne socha hmse mikti mil gyi,

are hm zara se BUSY kya huye,,,,

Ape man liya ki chalo musibat tal gyi ....(MISS U )

koi new msg hai kya ???

agar hai to us par dabar honey lagakar din me do bar chato 

kyoki send to karoge nahi kam se kam  seht hi banegi

Ajib dastan hoti hai zindagi hai, ladna milne se bhi achha lagta hai...lad k manane wale b hote hain kuchh to kuchh ko chidana achha lagta hai....

dost k muh se kuchh sunne k liye kabhi jhuk jana b achha lagta hai ...

safar train ka ho ya zindagi ka..... khatm hi nahi hoti ye batein... fir b khamosh rahkar muskarana achha lagta hai 

4 dosto me lagta hai mil gyi puri duniya ...

baki sab bhul jana achha lagta hai...

yaro hamesha sath rahna 

tumhara ye yarana achha lagta hai...

short but fantastic request .....!!

"try to keep that person happy always, 

whom u see everyday in the mirror ..."

::::-)

1 smal boy wrote a letter to shiv g

oh my dear god pls give me a cycle.

After one week  he did'nt get the cyle then he took d statueof ganesh g frm temple n kept in his home N again 

he wrote letter 2 shiv g 

mr. shiv aapka beta mere paas hai, agar beta chahiye to give me a cycle withn 24 hrs

emotional minds never allow the person to take correct decision in their life,

but cool minds leads reason to achieve their drms...

so 

be cool be happy

zindagi har pal dhalti hai,

jaise ret muthhi se fisalti hai,

Gile sikve kitne v ho,

har hal haste rahna QK,

yue zindgi thokro se hi to sabhlati hai..

khokar hume phir pa na sakoge,

jahan hm honge vhan AA na sakoge,

hamari kami ka ehsas to karoge,

par

hm jayenge vhan jahan se hme fir bula na sakoge....

   ^_^        ^_^

the world is round & round,

we will meet again, again & again,

whenever we meet i will ask you 

HOW R U ???

 hope u will not ask me ..

WHO R U ???

when ur time is good,

ur mistakes are taken as a joke...

but when ur time is bad 

even ur jokes are noticed as mistakes..

strange but true...

Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,

gulshan adhura hai sitaro ke bina,

samundar adhura hai kinaro k bina,

jeena hai adhura hai tum jaise yaro k bina...

Hurt is equal 2 a mirror,

mirror shows reflection, and heart shows affection,

both have 1 equal quality

can't be reformed once broken...

kal ho aaj jaisa,

 mahal ho taj jaisa

phool ho Gulab jaisa

or

zindagi k har kadam par dost ho ....

?

?

?

oye hello

mujh jaisa..

Bindas hokar jine ka,

tension nahi lene ka,

Achhe sapne dekhne ka,

Mast life Gujarne ka, 

bhoot paret se nahi darne ka,

Bole to sheesha nahi dekhne ka..

A sweet frndship is like a pillow..

wen u tired...u sleep on it

wen sad...u drop tears on it

wen angry ..u punch it

& wen happy ..u HUG it!!